From the Life of a Teenage Misfit
uncomputing:

following back similar

uncomputing:

following back similar

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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offensed:

i wasn’t ready

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

ninjamarion:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.

princess-fellatio:

Me

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you