From the Life of a Teenage Misfit

spoken-not-written:

lol 1 year apart

just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?

thegirlwhostoletheworld:

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

my sister and i did this once. she tripped, i let her fall. she ripped the knee off her jeans. stay safe kids.

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

I’m lost at sea with no idea how to swim, but the crazy thing is, I think my tears are the reason I’m drowning in this salty mess.
Yours truly. (via insanelymevictoria)

riseabovedefeat:

back when disney channel actually taught real life morals and did a good job of it

tapdancers:

happy america 5th everyone. you know the drill, america isnt free anymore. everyone back into your containment units until scheduled freedom day next year, thanks to all, respect your overlords

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun